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  • Anagram of 'harmonicas'

    December 5, 2010

  • To 'middle aisle it' is to get married.

    December 5, 2010

  • The American Bittern - a wading bird. I'm astounded reesetee hasn't listed this!

    December 5, 2010

  • Crow tastes awful!

    December 5, 2010

  • Bargain junkie.

    December 2, 2010

  • A flight attendant who subsidizes his/her airline salary on the side.

    December 1, 2010

  • A distant relative of hostitute.

    December 1, 2010

  • Yet another "palindrone".

    November 15, 2010

  • Gone ghotion.

    November 15, 2010

  • An inhabitant of Moscow?

    November 15, 2010

  • Foozler - a poor golf shot.

    November 14, 2010

  • Bipolar Bear

    November 10, 2010

  • Speed Bump cartoon 11/10/2010.

    November 10, 2010

  • Thanks, Erin. Done. :o)

    November 6, 2010

  • Thanks, amigo. I'll give it a look. My surmise was right that you were the go-to guy on this! :o)

    November 3, 2010

  • Hi mollusque. Do you know of any alphabet/font source showing reversed letters that could be C & P-d. Here's a sample that gave me the idea from Teresa's FrogBlog:

    http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/11/think.html

    The trouble is that C & P doesn't work on that image and also the letters are a limited selection even if it could be done.

    I haven't a clue how I could make one up for myself via, say, photographic process image reversal.

    November 2, 2010

  • A wandering ghost.

    October 31, 2010

  • up

    dn

    October 30, 2010

  • Communal genius.

    October 26, 2010

  • A baby with alphabet blocks is an oxymoron?

    October 24, 2010

  • Phrase arose from the 1933 movie "Bombshell" starring Jean Harlow (who became the blond bombshell).

    October 24, 2010

  • Reference to the unwelcome appearance of bones in your soup.

    October 24, 2010

  • Comes from a song: "Joe Hill" (Joe Hill and the Preacher and the Slave).

    October 24, 2010

  • Geek evolution

    (via SoG on twitter)

    October 22, 2010

  • Eek!

    October 22, 2010

  • Deepak Chopra?

    October 18, 2010

  • Also see woomeister.

    October 18, 2010

  • See apocalypse.

    October 17, 2010

  • The Four Palindromes of the Apocalypse

    An era, midst its dim arena

    Elapses pale.

    No, in uneven union

    Liars, alas, rail.

    – Leigh Mercer (via futilitycloset.com)

    October 17, 2010

  • See, we've all had that Wordnik moment of "that word doesn't look right". From Phil Plait ("Bad Astronomer" on twitter): "Had to type the word "gauze" for a post going up tomorrow. The word looks wrong no matter how I spell it. Gauze. Gawz. Gouze. Snooki."

    October 16, 2010

  • An Expy is a exported cartoon character. It's happening a lot to the Cathy character that was just retired from the comics. More here. (link found in a Frogapplause comic strip comment)

    October 11, 2010

  • A Polish Spoonerism.

    October 10, 2010

  • Group biography or study of a group of people.

    October 10, 2010

  • One who writes about or talks about people taking baths.

    October 10, 2010

  • Let’s play a game. We’ll each name three consecutive outcomes of a coin toss (for example, tails-heads-heads, or THH). Then we’ll flip a coin repeatedly until one of our chosen runs appears. That player wins.

    Is there any strategy you can take to improve your chance of beating me? Strangely, there is. When I’ve named my triplet (say, HTH), take the complement of the center symbol and add it to the beginning, and then discard the last symbol (here yielding HHT). This new triplet will be more likely to appear than mine.

    The remarkable thing is that this always works. No matter what triplet I pick, this method will always produce a triplet that is more likely to appear than mine. It was discovered by Barry Wolk of the University of Manitoba, building on a discovery by Walter Penney.

    From

    October 9, 2010

  • "In analyzing the difference between the recognition awakening to Reality and the theoretical acceptance without recognition, it seems that in the latter instance there is a quality that might be called mediative distance, while in the case of recognition there is the closeness of immediacy." Franklin Merrell-Wolff, Experience and Philosophy p. 258

    October 9, 2010

  • Acronym: High Earner, Not Rich Yet. Those earning $250K - $500K/year and most at risk in the event of non-extension of the Bush tax reductions. Apparently those making more than $500K (the "rich") wouldn't feel the pinch of a return to previous tax brackets. Heard on PBS's The News Hour.

    October 6, 2010

  • Etymology here.

    October 4, 2010

  • Usage citation here.

    October 2, 2010

  • Hey, T., I got an email with some aviation-related content that you might be interested in. I can fwd it to you if I had an eddress. You might be able to use one of your many Frog Blog tools to make it available to the "Froggistas", dunno, but you'd enjoy it anyway.

    September 30, 2010

  • The un-raise.

    September 27, 2010

  • Street address: 5 Avenue Anatole France

    September 26, 2010

  • 66 ft. 11 inches is the current world record for spitting a watermelon seed. Set in 1989. (via NPR's Says You)

    September 26, 2010

  • Derivation: mid-1600s; lying on a bed of cucumbers to lower body temperature.

    September 26, 2010

  • Village cattle (according to NPR's Says You)

    September 26, 2010

  • Cf. allocation

    September 26, 2010

  • Cf. disclaimer

    September 26, 2010

  • Cf. restrain

    September 26, 2010

  • Cf. instill

    September 26, 2010

  • Cf. insubstantial

    September 26, 2010

  • RT, do you check your gmail acct (shown on your flickr profile) infrequently? I sent something there you might find interesting. Bird related.

    September 24, 2010

  • An EXCELLENT use of the vuvuzela! Oh, yeah!

    September 24, 2010

  • See Baltimore chop.

    September 19, 2010

  • Where a batted ball bounces so high in the infield the fielder hasn't time to throw the batter out after catching it.

    September 19, 2010

  • From Roman times, in the public baths a stick with a sponge attached to one end was used to perform the function of toilet paper today. Grasping the stick by the sponge end is getting the wrong end of the stick. (via NPR's Says You)

    September 19, 2010

  • There is a Weed, California.

    September 18, 2010

  • Obscure usage here.

    September 17, 2010

  • I wondered about that. Figured that sports can have teams but now see my error. I'll fix it.

    September 15, 2010

  • Hey, T. Don't know if this is blog material or not, but here it is anyway. As a retired pilot I've gotta love this guy!

    September 15, 2010

  • Hey, bilby. Thanks for your suggestion. I opened the "Teams we'd like to see" list, if you're interested in adding more...

    September 15, 2010

  • Hi 'zuzu. I opened the "Teams we'd like to see" list. Go for it!

    September 15, 2010

  • Done! Thanks, bilby.

    September 15, 2010

  • A vindication of the justice of God in permitting evil to exist.

    September 14, 2010

  • Epitaph for a dentist: Don't intrude on the Good Dentist, he's busy filling a cavity.

    September 10, 2010

  • Hey, r_t. You are seriously remiss in the pronunciations arena. What's up wif dat?! I expected at least a bird whistle or two, yes? Come on, you can do it! "Skreeeee"

    September 10, 2010

  • This figures in Michael Connelly's latest book Scarecrow.

    September 10, 2010

  • The Problem of Future Contingents

    If there will be a sea battle tomorrow, then that fact is true today and has always been true. Our future is thus inevitable. What freedom is left to us?

    On the other hand, if statements about the future are neither true nor false today, then how can God have perfect foreknowledge of the future?

    (from futilitycloset.com)

    September 9, 2010

  • An interlacing of SHOE + COLD.

    September 6, 2010

  • An interlacing of FETES + LENS.

    September 6, 2010

  • An interlacing of CLIP + ALOE.

    September 6, 2010

  • An interlacing of CANE + HILT.

    September 6, 2010

  • An interlacing of SIR + ILL + MAY.

    September 6, 2010

  • An interlacing of SOT + PUS.

    September 6, 2010

  • LibEraTe

    September 6, 2010

  • Okay, fbharjo, you got it!

    September 6, 2010

  • Thanks for the Wordnik activity summary, ruzuzu! A big vuvuzela toot for you!! :oD

    September 5, 2010

  • n.,The art of writing in the dark.

    September 4, 2010

  • What is a square grouper?.

    A bale of flotsam marijuana.

    September 1, 2010

  • Two hogsheads = one butt.

    August 29, 2010

  • Half a cord: 2' x 4' x 8'

    August 29, 2010

  • A unit of paper measurement.

    August 29, 2010

  • = one-sixth of an ounce

    August 29, 2010

  • 126 gallons. Composed of two hogsheads.

    August 29, 2010

  • disk = underlying technology is magnetic

    disc = underlying technology is optical

    August 29, 2010

  • disc = underlying technology is optical

    disk = underlying technology is magnetic

    August 29, 2010

  • "Marc Hauser professor of psychology and anthropological biology at Harvard takes a more nuanced view, arguing that people are possessed of what he calls humaniqueness, a suite of cognitive skills including the ability to recombine information to gain new understanding, a talent animals simply don't have."

    --Time magazine article "Inside The Minds of Animals" Aug. 16, 2010

    August 27, 2010

  • “It makes no more sense to talk of changing the future than it does to talk of changing the past. Suppose that I decide to change the future, by having coffee for breakfast tomorrow instead of my usual tea. Have I changed the future? No. For coffee for breakfast was the future. It has been objected to me that the above argument is perhaps misleading. For, it has been said, there is quite clearly a sense in which I can change the future and not the past, and this is because my acts of will determine the future and not the past — I cannot undo what has been done. Now I do not wish to deny that we can causally affect the future and not the past, and indeed this causal directionality of time is part of the problem of the ‘direction of time.’ Nevertheleless I would reiterate that the fact that our present actions determine that future would be most misleadingly expressed or described by saying that we can change the future. A man can change his trousers, his club, or his job. Perhaps he may even change the course of world history or the state of scientific thought. But one thing that he cannot change is the future, since whatever he brings about is the future, and nothing else is, or ever was.”

    – J.J.C. Smart, Problems of Space and Time, 1964 (via futilitycloset.com)

    August 25, 2010

  • See bilby's comment at turducken.

    August 25, 2010

  • "Narratively, William Pitt singlehandedly brings about the novel's first 'cute-meet' (a Hollywood term I only just learnt, meaning the scene in a film where the future romantic interests meet for the first time...}"

    --Response in interview with David Mitchell re his The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet on LibraryThing's "State of the Thing" e-newsletter


    See also, meet cute

    August 24, 2010

  • A Russian computer network gone awry?

    August 22, 2010

  • Related to where on the field of play the player lines up: a quarter of the way back behind the line of scrimmage. Cf. half back, full(y) back. There used to be a "three quarter" back position. All this according to NPR's Says You

    August 22, 2010

  • Is an autantonym: open v. shut in (as in a frank or sty).

    Thanks to ruzuzu.

    August 6, 2010

  • Interesting, ruzuzu. Thanks, I'll add it.

    August 6, 2010

  • After a number of injections my jaw got number.

    August 3, 2010

  • Hi, T. Interesting. I'm a bit mystified meself. One thing about pilots and watches however: the joke has always been that pilots have the BIGGEST watches. They've got to have all those pilot-type bells and whistles: elapsed time, multiple timezone capability, 24-hour function face...all that keen stuff! Btw, I've never owned anything like that (well, almost never :o))....

    Edit: I think your idea about advertising cleverness is right. Must say, I've never seen anything like it, although I've spent plenty of time around airports (which is a natural place for such a product's advertising campaign).

    August 3, 2010

  • Use in "Dog eat Doug" cartoon strip

    August 1, 2010

  • A great big horse. (Scottish derivation)

    August 1, 2010

  • Derived from birds pecking in the excrement of horses left in the streets.

    August 1, 2010

  • Related to activity/preparation in the stage wings by an understudy.

    August 1, 2010

  • Derives from the sport of horse racing.

    August 1, 2010

  • See bag drag.

    July 31, 2010

  • Also known as a baggage drill. The offloading of the flight crew's personal bags from the aircraft and onto the crew bus to proceed to the crew rest facility, and vice versa.

    July 31, 2010

  • Info and recipe here.

    July 31, 2010

  • Hey R-t, how about fingersmith?

    Pickpocket/thief

    July 28, 2010

  • banjo : ferns :: pecan : ?

    July 24, 2010

  • Great work, mollusque! I can't say the whole sentence without taking a breath in there somewhere! :oD

    July 23, 2010

  • Just saw this for the first time. Nice work sionnach! How by enlarge?

    July 22, 2010

  • Thanks, m. Pitch is added. Good one.

    July 22, 2010

  • Hi, mollusque. This is right up your alley in case you haven't see it:

    Ross Eckler coined the sentence Unsociable housemaid discourages facetious behaviour.

    Each of the five words contains the five major vowels in a different order.

    (From futilitycloset.com)

    July 21, 2010

  • Thanks for the input (for toot-toot list), hernesheir.

    July 21, 2010

  • Interesting. I can feed the turtles and click the balls with the Mozilla browser but the Chrome browser has stopped working for those activities.

    Edit: Now working again. I sent a bug report to Chrome and they fixed it.

    July 21, 2010

  • Yay, cilantro!

    July 21, 2010

  • Palinism (pal’ in-i-zem) n. A non sequitur offered by a politician of great ambition who confuses notoriety with achievement. (from twitter feed #pleasegoaway)

    July 20, 2010

  • Well I'm crushed! I don't know if I can go on without being able to feed Tink and Toink Turtle. I hope it isn't the harbinger of computer doom. Oi yoi!

    July 20, 2010

  • A grayish, purplish blue.

    July 18, 2010

  • The segment of the army "without speech" (infant).

    July 18, 2010

  • Many military and airline pilots fit this word.

    July 14, 2010

  • According to NPR's Says You: having a gap between one's front teeth.

    July 11, 2010

  • Studio of a master artist where apprentices are trained.

    July 11, 2010

  • One who collects matchbooks.

    July 11, 2010

  • A contranym in the sense of demolish v. promote.

    July 9, 2010

  • Thanks, m., but I'm unclear how demo is contranymic. Demo as in demolish v. demo as promote?

    Btw, I'm a big fan of your work!

    July 9, 2010

  • Harper Lee's fat feathered friend?

    June 29, 2010

  • A good resource for crossword puzzling too, eh?

    June 29, 2010

  • Indeed it is! Wittgenstein must be spinning in his grave!

    June 28, 2010

  • Connection to speaking in tongues(glossolalia)? Cf. idioglossia.

    June 28, 2010

  • An unusual usage.

    June 28, 2010

  • Here's one on frogapplause's Frog Blog.

    June 28, 2010

  • Shouldn't that be: "Yes, we have no....."?

    June 28, 2010

  • Time between slipping on a banana peel and smacking your melon on the pavement = 1 bananosecond

    June 27, 2010

  • A pizza with radius z and thickness a has a volume of pi*z*z*a --via Reddit.com

    June 27, 2010

  • Overworked and underpaid cubicle esne.

    June 23, 2010

  • It's half peas, don'tcha know!

    June 16, 2010

  • Thanks, hernesheir, for your inputs on my "one for the money" list. I'll get to puttin' 'em in pretty soon, I hope! :o)

    June 15, 2010

  • The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city.

    He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits.

    He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits.

    The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have a hutch back of Notre Dame."

    June 6, 2010

  • Addyears to yours!

    June 1, 2010

  • Oh no! The Anagram Kid!

    June 1, 2010

  • ‘The activists had many things ready for an attack on the soldiers,’ Lev-Rom said, ‘including, for instance, a box of 20-30 slingshots with metal balls; these can kill. There were also all sorts of knives and many similar things. These are what they call “cold” weapons, as opposed to live fire. It was quite clear that a lynch had been prepared.’

    --www.spectator.co.uk/melaniephillips/ , 31May2010

    June 1, 2010

  • What the carpenter's nail felt like?

    June 1, 2010

  • The weird thing is...

    May 30, 2010

  • After a certain age...

    May 27, 2010

  • Beating upwind into the weird.

    May 25, 2010

  • ...show up on paper trails.

    May 24, 2010

  • for eye tracks?

    May 24, 2010

  • darn tootin'!

    May 19, 2010

  • "I put on clean choners and then shimmied into the black tights and added a skirt." Sue Grafton, U is for Undertow, 2009

    May 18, 2010

  • Cf. summa cum laude

    May 18, 2010

  • Cf. magna cum laude

    May 18, 2010

  • Corny (and crypto-) poetry ala Palin's resignation speech mishmash.

    May 17, 2010

  • The equivalent of "use it or lose it".

    May 16, 2010

  • The defect in the party led him to defect to the other side of the aisle.

    May 16, 2010

  • Rats! I hoped this word had something to do with skimpy underwear.

    May 15, 2010

  • *hides chained_bear's vat behind ruzuzu's tat*

    May 14, 2010

  • An excuse you might give your boss for being late to work?

    "I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source, exactly e*log(pi), of the clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early."

    May 14, 2010

  • Father's Lesson

    A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration.

    His father picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered, he asks, "Can I speak to Alf, please?"

    "No! There's no one called Alf here," says the person who answered the phone.

    His father hangs up. "That's irritation," he says.

    He picks up the phone again, dials the same number, and asks for Alf a second time. "No-there's no one here called Alf. Go away. If you call again I shall telephone the police," the person says.

    His father hangs up and says, "That's aggravation."

    "Then what's frustration?" asks his son. The father picks up the phone and dials the same number a third time.

    "Hello, this is Alf. Have I received any phone calls?" he asks casually.

    May 14, 2010

  • "sammich" Also, see comment under english.

    May 14, 2010

  • What if languages were people? Also, see sammich.

    May 14, 2010

  • To cover with an inverted bowl (via futilitycloset.com). "It's time for your haircut, kid. Prepare to get whelved." :o)

    May 13, 2010

  • Hey Tb, in case you haven't seen this: Behind the scenes of "Hummingbirds". New photographic technology reveals heretofore unseen behavior.

    May 13, 2010

  • Here's a 9-minute video of some incredible hummingbird photography using new technology: "Behind the scenes of "Hummingbird".

    May 13, 2010

  • A supplement to sionnach's variations via NPR's Says You:

    ~ Left to themselves things will always degenerate.

    ~ Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

    May 9, 2010

  • According to NPR's Says You: showing a lack of common sense and good judgement.

    May 9, 2010

  • According to NPR's Says You: a shot in billiards where the cue ball hits two cushions before hitting the object ball.

    May 9, 2010

  • Jeez, Kobayashi ate 17.7 pounds of cow brains...in 15 minutes!! Gaaahh

    May 8, 2010

  • A PBS talking head's characterization of the British Liberal Democratic Party.

    May 8, 2010

  • I first ran across this phrase in the Walt Kelly Pogo comics. Pretty sure it means "the genuine article" with maybe a taste of the cat's pajamas or bee's knees? Maybe bilby will add his two cents?

    May 8, 2010

  • Only you, c_b, would sing this to her spawn! :o)

    May 8, 2010

  • Here's a takeoff based on the song and prefaced with this proviso:

    "Because of heavy processing requirements, we are currently using some of your unused brain capacity for backup processing. Please ignore any hallucinations, voices or unusual dreams you may experience. Please avoid concentration-intensive tasks until further notice. Thank you."

    CRACKING COMPUTERS

    May 8, 2010

  • The art, practice, process, act, or habit of coining words.

    Example: Verbogeny is one of many pleasurettes afforded a creatific thinkerizer.

    --from here

    May 8, 2010

  • A failed error diagnostic. (from Dan'l Oakes)sic

    Example: We are the new mobile audio-animatrons. You will see many of us around the park. Do not be alarmed, we are perfectly programed, and nothing can go worng.

    May 7, 2010

  • Extracting numbers from a dark place.

    Example: but "random numbers" sounds so much nicer than rectally extracted data points. How about "Proctonomics"?

    May 7, 2010

  • Pyrrhic Compromise

    A solution to a problem that maximally pisses off all the parties involved.

    Example: Intelligent design of a universe driven by natural selection! Is that a pyrrhic compromise, or what?

    May 7, 2010

  • How 'bout double devil-dog dare?

    May 7, 2010

  • Interesting article here about bedbugs bedeviling the rich.

    May 7, 2010

  • See dog's breakfast.

    May 7, 2010

  • I'll remember this, thanks. I sometimes spoonerize herd of turtles into turd of herdles. Used to make my copilots laugh. Oh, I was a wild and crazy jet jockey!

    May 7, 2010

  • "It is Gerald Hawkins and also Alexander Thom to whom we must give credit for reviving serious interest in archaeoastronomy. Hawkins' articles in Nature and Science and finally his book Stonehenge Decoded (1965) drew the attention of astronomers, archaeologists, and the public to the fascinating story of Stonehenge. Hawkins named his studies astroarchaeology, by which he meant the application of astronomy to the understanding of ancient structures." --Ray A. Williamson, Living the Sky - The Cosmos of the American Indian, 1984, p. 12-13

    May 6, 2010

  • A correspondent of the Drawer is involved in domestic perplexities. He writes:

    ‘I got acquainted with a young widow, who lived with her step-daughter in the same house. I married the widow; my father fell, shortly after it, in love with the step-daughter of my wife, and married her. My wife became the mother-in-law and also the daughter-in-law of my own father; my wife’s step-daughter is my step-mother, and I am the step-father of my mother-in-law. My stepmother, who is the step-daughter of my wife, has a boy: he is naturally my step-brother, because he is the son of my father and of my step-mother; but because he is the son of my wife’s step-daughter so is my wife the grandmother of the little boy, and I am the grandfather of my step-brother. My wife has also a boy: my step-mother is consequently the step-sister of my boy, and is also his grandmother, because he is the child of her step-son; and my father is the brother-in-law of my son, because he has got his step-sister for a wife. I am the brother of my own son, who is the son of my step-mother; I am the brother-in-law of my mother, my wife is the aunt of her own son, my son is the grandson of my father, and I am my own grandfather.’

    – Harper’s Magazine, April 1865 (via futilitycloset.com)

    May 5, 2010

  • You know you're a redneck if you've ever used a barstool as a walker.

    May 5, 2010

  • Farm helper?

    May 5, 2010

  • Views from the Eiffel Tower?

    May 5, 2010

  • The act of torching a mortgage?

    May 5, 2010

  • Handyman who specializes in building kitchen cabinets?

    May 5, 2010

  • What a torrero does best?

    May 5, 2010

  • What a guy in a skiff does?

    May 5, 2010

  • A chef who leaves Arby's to work at Wendy's?

    May 5, 2010

  • What a Cockney barber does at work?

    May 5, 2010

  • "I think 'a' is 'x' because 'x' is 'a'." begs the question. "Fessbinder's a nerd because under "nerd" in the dictionary you'll find his picture."

    May 1, 2010

  • "Let's table it" is to "put it on the back burner". Table is an autoantonym: table an offer (present it) v. table, withdraw.

    May 1, 2010

  • I'm with thtownse. "Let's table it" is to "put it on the back burner". Table is an autoantonym: table an offer (present it) v. table, withdraw.

    Cf., beg the question.

    May 1, 2010

  • I'm wondering if Kurt Vonnegut's granfalloon (Cat's Cradle) was inspired by this word.

    May 1, 2010

  • See terrazzo.

    May 1, 2010

  • "I don't have regrets - yet - about using the word foederati to describe Pakistani troops working with the American security services, in the first sentence of an article for the London Review of Books. It's an archaic term from the Roman Empire, but it is also a precise way to describe the relationship between the US and certain key allies: not colonial, not feudal, not contractual, and not exactly voluntary, either, just an understanding that, in certain circumstances and in exchange for certain favours, troops will be supplied to fight in an American cause. Perhaps it is a word, like albedo, whose time has come again." --"From albedo to zugunruhe" by James Meek

    April 30, 2010

  • The world's thinnest book: The Amish Phone Directory...or, maybe, Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA?

    April 29, 2010

  • Thanks for the kind words. 'Preciate it! :>)

    April 29, 2010

  • New Drug: Flipitor - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    April 28, 2010

  • A plebeian cookie rises to the stature of a champion.

    April 25, 2010

  • The stub of a broken tooth (from NPR's Says You)

    April 25, 2010

  • The kennel floor?

    April 24, 2010

  • I agree it can be "induced" by overlong staring at a word.

    April 24, 2010

  • When you dream in color it's a pigment of your imagination. :P

    April 23, 2010

  • laconic?

    April 22, 2010

  • Six-foot, seven-foot, eight-foot BUNCH!!

    April 21, 2010

  • Cued by ululate.

    April 21, 2010

  • Huh! I half expected to see queue in this list. Huh!

    April 21, 2010

  • I just knew I'd get some *groans*! :o)

    April 20, 2010

  • Off to School...

    A wealthy New York businessman who sent his two daughters to the University of California's Los Angeles campus in the hope that they would find something unusual to study there that would stir them out their apathy. He was considerably alarmed, however, when they wrote back to tell him that they both had decided to specialize in research on ancient Egyptian plumbing.

    He immediately sent them a telegram which read, "Under no circumstances will I support a couple of Pharaoh Faucet Majors!"

    April 20, 2010

  • Original name for

    April 18, 2010

  • Pat Metheny has re-invented this turn-of-the-twentieth-century contraption.

    April 17, 2010

  • See bathyscaphe.

    April 17, 2010

  • AMF, sjh.

    April 15, 2010

  • Cushing Biggs Hassell’s thousand-page History of the Church of God (1886) is notable for a single sentence — on page 580, beginning “The nineteenth is the century …”

    It’s six pages long, with 3,153 words, 360 commas, 86 semicolons, and six footnotes. Many regard it as the longest legitimate sentence ever published in a book.

    Essentially it’s one long indictment of the 19th century, proving for Hassell that “after all our progress, this is still a very sinful and miserable world.” Why he felt he had to show this in a single sentence is not clear.

    Here's it is.

    (via futilitycloset.com)

    April 14, 2010

  • "In 'Paint-by-Number' how many zeroes in a vermillion?" --from a Frazz cartoon

    April 10, 2010

  • "A web-footed, duck-billed mammal's approach to life." --Frazz cartoon

    April 10, 2010

  • The Comic Tragedian

    "...Coates was so transcendently, world-bestridingly awful at his chosen craft that he attracted throngs of jeering onlookers."

    April 9, 2010

  • That would also be the sound I would make falling from a tree!

    April 9, 2010

  • In 1997, University of Edinburgh linguistics professor Geoffrey K. Pullum submitted the following letter to the Economist:

    ‘Connections needed’ (March 15) reports that Russia’s Transneft pipeline operator is not able to separate crude flows from different oil fields: ‘they all come out swirled into a single bland blend.’ This is quite true. And worse yet, the characterless, light-colored mix thus produced is concocted blindly, without quality oversight, surely a grave mistake. In fact, I do not recall ever encountering a blinder blander blonder blender blunder.

    It “would have been a true first in natural language text,” Pullum wrote, “a grammatical and meaningful sequence of five consecutive words in a natural context that are differentiated from each other by just a single character.” Alas, the Economist chose not to print it.

    --from futilitycloset.com

    April 7, 2010

  • ...and douchoisie. The new hipster slurs.

    April 3, 2010

  • See fauxhemian.

    April 3, 2010

  • See douchoisie.

    April 3, 2010

  • ...and douchoisie. The new hipster slurs.

    April 3, 2010

  • I got moon-mugged once; I was being followed by a moonshadow!

    April 1, 2010

  • Poor Mr. Potatohead!

    April 1, 2010

  • Knock, knock...

    April 1, 2010

  • Oh, the malevolence! *shudder*

    April 1, 2010

  • Was it Henry Miller who first wrote quivering quim? Rings a bell, somehow....

    March 31, 2010

  • The act of falling asleep on your keyboard whilst blogging about a book review after a bottle of wine.

    March 31, 2010

  • Wrong port sivaseamy.

    March 31, 2010

  • Gimme a hug nile gimmu a Coke.

    March 30, 2010

  • See this list.

    March 30, 2010

  • Soup to Nutz

    March 28, 2010

  • AsteriskMan - Grawlix Translator

    March 28, 2010

  • Frank & Ernest

    March 28, 2010

  • Faint total?

    March 28, 2010

  • A sibilant shipment?

    March 28, 2010

  • Chewy suitor?

    March 28, 2010

  • Shards of split atoms?

    March 28, 2010

  • The hostess with the mostest!

    March 28, 2010

  • prodigiosity?

    March 26, 2010

  • Agnes

    March 25, 2010

  • Calvin was good at making these, and so was Hobbes. Watterson! What a cartoonist!

    March 23, 2010

  • A Frenchman living in New Zealand is a Kiwi wiwi.

    March 21, 2010

  • At ruzuzu's behest.

    March 20, 2010

  • For ruzuzu.

    March 20, 2010

  • This, thanks to sionnach and ruzuzu.

    March 20, 2010

  • Done, but I'd like to put the palindrome in my DYSLEXIC'S DELIGHT list, okay?

    March 20, 2010

  • Treeseed! Wherefore art thou?

    March 19, 2010

  • I hope that's not your SS#! Regards from Col. KellRoy.

    March 19, 2010

  • Yep, looks like it rt. You be a wizzard o' odds, me thinks. Thanks.

    March 19, 2010

  • I'm glad y'all like it. Chickadees are my special pals!! :o)

    Interesting 'zuzu, that song will never be the same....

    March 19, 2010

  • A creature of the snowpocalypse

    March 18, 2010

  • Are you sure this isn't supposed to be secretary bird? The topknot looks familiar.

    March 18, 2010

  • Ah ha, gotcha! *focuses binoculars*

    March 18, 2010

  • According to B.C. Comic's Wiley's Dictionary: The result of running over a smurf picnic with your lawnmower.

    March 18, 2010

  • It would be fun if this word had a connection to:

    "He had a broad face and a little round belly,

    that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly."

    March 15, 2010

  • Video of a kitler who has befriended a crow.

    March 14, 2010

  • Old MacDonald had a sheep....in the barn.

    March 14, 2010

  • NPR's Says You) sez: A bad bounce at a holiday billiards tournament.

    March 14, 2010

  • Biography of the original Doublemint Twins.

    March 14, 2010

  • Contranym: invisible v. obvious.

    March 14, 2010

  • Contranym: one type v. many types.

    March 14, 2010

  • Contranym: promote aggressively v. punish harshly.

    March 14, 2010

  • Moonshine made from bananas.

    March 14, 2010

  • Monty Python's favorite canned protein.

    March 13, 2010

  • Huh! I'll try it tomorrow morning...

    Edit: tried it a couple of times and the jury is still out.

    March 13, 2010

  • Literature for sitting on the "throne"?

    Not for the squeamish!

    March 13, 2010

  • Holy moly! I was going to add this to my list Words Waiting in the Wings and find that Edward FitzGerald used it in a letter! Ah, great minds.... :)

    March 13, 2010

  • One of my favorite birds. A real lovable little clown! Rallying/mating call "fee bee bee bee" (listen to it at pronunciation for mountain chickadee); if you whistle it in the mountains where they abound you'll soon have 'em answering and flocking around.

    More info and image here.

    March 13, 2010

  • The reading aloud of false and injurious-to-reputation printed matter. Aside: invented as a sort of mnemonic kludge for keeping libel and slander in the ole memory banks.

    March 13, 2010

  • Get yours here! (see customer reviews)

    March 12, 2010

  • See maya and lila.

    March 12, 2010

  • NPR story

    March 12, 2010

  • See unbearable.

    March 10, 2010

  • See unbearable.

    March 10, 2010

  • At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, alas, no children."

    As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue, he said, haltingly, "You see, my wife is unbearable."

    Puzzled glances prompted him to try to clarify the matter: "What I mean is, my wife is inconceivable."

    As his companions seemed amused, he floundered deeper into the intricacies of the English language, explaining triumphantly, "That is, my wife, she is impregnable!"

    March 10, 2010

  • I read it back when I went through a teaching credential program and then taught for *shudder* a year. Great book. I also enjoyed his How To Survive In Your Native Land.

    March 9, 2010

  • Mascot of Pomona College in California. It runs in circles when startled - not a good survival strategy :/.

    March 7, 2010

  • To bustle or scramble about.

    March 7, 2010

  • A lobster with parasites?

    March 7, 2010

  • I wonder if this has any relation to perseveration.

    March 7, 2010

  • The wastrel who returns to the welcoming arms of his father, much to the dismay of the model brother.

    March 7, 2010

  • See e-force.

    March 6, 2010

  • The monkeys got captionym in only a few minutes; a long way from all of Shakespeare's works, granted, but still impressive!

    reesetee: you know about right-click 'inspect element', right?

    March 6, 2010

  • I ditto yarb's use as with Spanish speakers, but otherwise I go with chilly or chillay depending on whether the universe zigs or zags at that moment. Just think of all the parallel realities that creates!

    March 6, 2010

  • Hey c_b! This was in my inbox this morning and I thought I'd pass it along to you. Interesting that tappen somehow escaped mention. Hope it's never had your eyetracks on it before.

    I want to be a bear......

    If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

    Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

    If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yup...... I want to be a bear!

    March 6, 2010

  • Field Guide to the Acronymical Kingdom

    March 5, 2010

  • "...There is in fact an ‘Ariadne’s thread’ out of the cavern of illusions; realms that are ‘like’ dreams, whilst not strictly speaking being dreams..." --Lee Horstman, BEYOND THE GODS

    March 3, 2010

  • A unit of measure equal to at least 4 billion, according to NPR's Says You.

    February 28, 2010

  • A mistake that comes back to haunt you.

    February 28, 2010

  • A unit of oenological measurement equal to 66 bottles of champagne according to NPR's Says You.

    February 28, 2010

  • legolicious

    February 26, 2010

  • " It meticulously dissects the myriad protean tricks authoritarianism employs to maneuver its subjects into place and keep them there. Access to information and accountability for one's conduct are essential for the brave new world that might emerge if the reptant strain of authoritarianism in humankind does not destroy this world first in the name of knowing better." (from a review, on Amazon.com by Ford Greene, Esq., of The Guru Papers: Masks of Authoritarian Power)

    February 25, 2010

  • Egyptian (ancient?) for cat. Means "seer". (This, according to Darby Conley in his Get Fuzzy comic strip.)

    February 21, 2010

  • I first and only time I ever heard this word used was by my girlfriend speech pathologist; "You're perseverating!" It was a good lesson: I never forgot it, nor do I perseverate (uh huh).

    February 21, 2010

  • "Nook" contains two antonyms.

    February 19, 2010

  • RT: surprised not to see one of your bird lists shown under mumruffin!

    February 17, 2010

  • "For decades, New Yorker writer Alastair Reid has been collecting words, weird ones. In Ounce, Dice, Trice, the words play tricks on each other and on the reader. gongoozler, piddocks, mumruffin. Reid twists them into rhymes and draws odd connections between them in this book part dictionary, part gonomony receptacle...With black-and-white sketches by painter Ben Shahn, Ounce, Dice, Trice amounts to great fun for the average gongozzler (idle person) of any age." –The Bergen County Record

    February 17, 2010

  • Marcel Bich

    February 14, 2010

  • Unhip hop?

    February 14, 2010

  • Used on NPR's Says You show today.

    February 14, 2010

  • A ball.

    February 14, 2010

  • Using your GPS app everyday to navigate to the home you've lived in for the last twelve years. (Heard on NPR's Wait, wait, don't tell me!)

    February 14, 2010

  • The Beer Prayer

    Our lager,

    Which art in barrels,

    Hollowed be thy drink.

    I will be drunk,

    At home as in the travern.

    Give us this day our foamy head,

    And forgive us our spillages,

    As we forgive those who spill against us.

    And lead us not into incarceration,

    But deliver us from hangerovers.

    For thine is the beer. The bitter and the lager

    Forever and ever,

    Barmen.

    February 14, 2010

  • Thanks, mollusque, for severer.

    February 14, 2010

  • Done! Thanks, M.

    February 14, 2010

  • Used in Teresa's frogapplause comicstrip, today (13Feb10).

    February 13, 2010

  • Hobbes?

    February 13, 2010

  • One who repairs umbrellas.

    February 10, 2010

  • You know you're a mother when you count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.

    February 9, 2010

  • What, no minkey mounts!? :o) I see monkey back guarantee is a shared whimsy.

    February 9, 2010

  • *applauds ecstatically from the mosh pit*

    February 9, 2010

  • I've done this more than a few times in a number of places in Australia. Ancient history now though, sorry to say...

    February 9, 2010

  • A dance. Wiki link

    February 9, 2010

  • See monkeybite.

    February 9, 2010

  • Another term for a hickey.

    February 9, 2010

  • You're right! Good 'un, Ms Frog. :o)

    February 8, 2010

  • Please take a seat Ms. Witherspoon = Chair, Reese.

    February 7, 2010

  • The summer fur of a squirrel.

    February 7, 2010

  • A place to sleep in.

    February 7, 2010

  • *hands bilby a confection out of sionnach's new, elaborate dispenser*

    February 7, 2010

  • This is an especially useful thing if you're not happy with your monkey!

    February 7, 2010

  • Chromophores -> photovoltaic cells.

    February 7, 2010

  • I.e., unfalsifiable. Wikipedia. Also see gobbledygook.

    February 6, 2010

  • I love the lame blog too!! Btw, T., I think you want built rather than build for the new clicking balls. Or, maybe, builded? :o)

    February 6, 2010

  • In golf, taking more than 3 or more shots to get out of a sandtrap.

    January 31, 2010

  • In bowling: the 1, 2, 4 and 7 pins.

    January 31, 2010

  • To dance until one falls down. (according to NPR's Says You)

    January 31, 2010

  • Animation (thx to Frog Blog).

    January 30, 2010

  • "Puzzle Palace on the Potomac" --Ronald Reagan

    January 30, 2010

  • How can we leave out shit-ass?!

    January 30, 2010

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    11111111111111111111111111111111111111111 is prime. (via futilitycloset.com)

    January 30, 2010

  • When I was seventeen, it was a very good year. Frank Sinatra

    January 30, 2010

  • Yoiks! Just reviewed 7457 and, yes, I shoulda knowed!

    January 30, 2010

  • Huh! I'm not getting this. I see James Bond and the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything, but get lost in the middle. Somebody he'p me please!

    January 30, 2010

  • I must say I'm puzzled by "my girl and her mother". Is that girlfriend?

    January 30, 2010

  • The 'teens'? thirteen,fourteen,fifteen,sixteen,seventeen,eighteen,nineteen.

    January 30, 2010

  • If you've been divorced five times, you're a pentapopemptic!

    January 29, 2010

  • MAXiPad - the next generation (via twitter)

    January 28, 2010

  • Ooh! Ooh! Must have!

    January 28, 2010

  • Description for Apple's new whichever what's gonna be brang out today! (Maybe)

    January 28, 2010

  • Are the cows mugging?

    January 24, 2010

  • Made me all warm and toasty to read!

    January 24, 2010

  • The "wizard of ooze".

    January 24, 2010

  • The point of the elbow.

    January 24, 2010

  • In 1792, 24 stockbrokers sat under a buttonwood tree and agreed to deal only with each other, it was the beginning of the NYSE.

    January 24, 2010

  • "No me moleste mosquito, just let me eat my burrito." neato keen!

    January 24, 2010

  • Elvis left? Right.

    January 23, 2010

  • Reptile Brumation.

    January 23, 2010

  • Interestingly enough, I ran across this word in a cartoon (Little Dog Lost by Steve Boreman, 1/23/2010).

    January 23, 2010

  • Physics or women's swimwear?

    January 23, 2010

  • Geez, I thought it had to do with irate Pentagon employees!

    January 23, 2010

  • Hamgerbers on the Porch!

    January 23, 2010

  • Provisional license for student driver, usually limited to some specific duration (e.g., six months in California).

    January 23, 2010

  • Alas, never got a shot of it. Lots of ho-hum shots of the horizon and some neat clouds but nothing memorable. Usually any worthwhile event was gone before being camera-ready. It was easier and more fun to compose poetry(!).

    January 23, 2010

  • All this hilarity has made me a bit peckish!

    January 23, 2010

  • Just ganghbusters! :o)

    January 23, 2010

  • trivet, do you hail from Ojai? Saw it under pink moment. I'm a born-and-raised Santa Barbaran. Used to go play golf in Ojai and one of my favorite places there is the Krotona Library.

    January 23, 2010

  • Reesetee, your link on green sun is broken. I notice that pilot's halo isn't on the list. Recommended.

    January 23, 2010

  • Also, when conditions are right (much rarer than green flash conditions) the "green ray".

    January 23, 2010

  • I've seen this many, many times. It was always a special sight, no matter how often seen...like a beautiful sunset.

    January 23, 2010

  • You've gotta love the flow of this word. My gullfren Ouagadougou Lulu loves to watch Zulus do the Hula.

    January 23, 2010

  • Whoops! Now public. Thanks, PossibleUnderscore.

    January 23, 2010

  • The oceanographic research ship USNS Eltanin discovered this off the Antarctic coast in 1964, at a depth of 13,500 feet — that’s 2.5 miles down.

    January 23, 2010

  • For years, South African miners have been finding disks and spheres like this one (see picture and more info here.). Usually brown or red, the objects can measure up to 10 centimeters in diameter, and like this one they’re often engraved with parallel grooves or ridges.

    January 23, 2010

  • I like my water in scotch! :o)

    January 22, 2010

  • Like dontcry and gangerh, I've done a pronunciation that doesn't show on my profile page. The pron., at the word page (zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba), works but doesn't show on the profile page. Maybe there's some delay? I haven't yet experimented with any others yet...

    January 22, 2010

  • Huh! dontcry's and gangerh's minute silence prons both are inop.

    January 22, 2010

  • Learn this by heart and it'll come in handy in any roadside sobriety testing you might have to endure!

    Click on the "pronunciation" link for a sample recitation.

    January 22, 2010

  • Well, I'm altogether indifferent. :^)

    January 22, 2010

  • Answer to the riddle:

    "At a Cambridge dinner, Arthur C. Clarke asked Clive Sinclair, 'What was the first human artifact to break the sound barrier?'"

    January 22, 2010

  • See opitulation'

    January 22, 2010

  • See opitulation.

    January 22, 2010

  • "Without thy help, recruit, support,

    Opitulation, furtherance,

    Assistance, rescue, aid, resort,

    Favour, sustention, and advance?"

    --From Ode to a Thesaurus by Franklin P. Adams.

    January 22, 2010

  • District in San Francisco where the cops got such lucrative bribes they could afford steak for every meal. (via NPR's Says You)

    January 17, 2010

  • See opus moderandi.

    January 17, 2010

  • Spoonerism of modus operandi.

    January 17, 2010

  • Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily but my body doesn't want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.You are invited to use my program without charge.

    1) Beating around the bush

    2) Jumping to conclusions

    3) Climbing the walls

    4) Swallowing my pride

    5) Passing the buck

    6) Throwing my weight around

    7) Dragging my heels

    8) Pushing my luck

    9) Making mountains out of molehills

    10) Hitting the nail on the head

    11) Wading through paperwork

    12) Bending over backwards

    13) Jumping on the bandwagon

    14) Balancing the books

    15) Running around in circles

    16) Eating crow

    17) Tooting my own horn

    18) Climbing the ladder of success

    19) Pulling out the stops

    20) Adding fuel to the fire

    21) Opening a can of worms

    22) Putting my foot in my mouth

    23) Starting the ball rolling

    24) Going over the edge

    25) Picking up the pieces

    January 17, 2010

  • "At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked, a woman called and said, 'I need a baseball quote.'

    I immediately answered with Yogi Berra's famous 'It ain't over 'til it's over!'

    There was a brief moment of silence before the woman asked, 'What was that?'

    'You asked me for a baseball quote,' I responded, 'and that was the first thing that came into my head.'

    'Oh!' she replied. 'My husband told me to call and get a baseball quote.'

    I asked if she wanted to ship something, and she said she did. Then it dawned on me: 'Do you mean you want a ballpark figure?'"

    (found in cyberspace)

    January 16, 2010

  • The attitude of the NRA?

    January 14, 2010

  • mook-a-rectomy

    January 14, 2010

  • The only letter that does not appear in any U.S. state name.

    January 14, 2010

  • Has all the vowels in reverse order.

    January 14, 2010

  • Anagram: I'll make a wise phrase.

    January 13, 2010

  • Anagram: is no amity.

    January 13, 2010

  • Anagram: often sheds tears

    January 13, 2010

  • The f-word reviewed.

    January 11, 2010

  • A scalp with no hair. (via NPR's Says You)

    January 10, 2010

  • Adj., ungainly, awkward

    January 10, 2010

  • A mythical beast that weeps continually at its own ugliness. When surprised it dissolves entirely into tears. (via futilitycloset.com)

    January 10, 2010

  • Hmmm, I just noticed that there's no option to see my collected past comments, which I thought might be a way around the "recent activity" lack. Is that also in the works, John?

    January 9, 2010

  • A place in Wales!

    January 9, 2010

  • Pwllheli Vice

    January 9, 2010

  • I haven't got time to search all thru the comments but I've been wanting to say that I miss the "recent activity" option we had on Wordie. Am I missing some version of it on Wordnik?

    I can't always remember what the heck I did last and recent activity was a no-brains way to find it.

    January 7, 2010

  • Song by the Bikinians Also, see rhinoceroses.

    January 7, 2010

  • Yes, their crispness was divine!

    January 7, 2010

  • Rhinocirrhosis: a problem developed by heavy-drinking rhinocerwursts.

    Edit: I just discovered that this is a song by the Bikinians. Click on the word for link.

    January 7, 2010

  • It’s said that police sergeants in Leith, Scotland, used this tongue-twister as a sobriety test:

    The Leith police dismisseth us,

    I’m thankful, sir, to say;

    The Leith police dismisseth us,

    They thought we sought to stay.

    The Leith police dismisseth us,

    We both sighed sighs apiece;

    And the sigh that we sighed as we said goodbye

    Was the size of the Leith police.

    If you can’t say it, you’re drunk.

    (via futilitycloset.com)

    January 7, 2010

  • How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it!

    How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it!

    January 7, 2010

  • How crazy people get through the forest?

    January 7, 2010

  • What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!

    January 7, 2010

  • This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

    There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.

    Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

    Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.

    Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

    It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.

    January 7, 2010

  • Santa's helper.

    January 7, 2010

  • Why did the Pilgrims' pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt-buckle on their hat!

    January 7, 2010

  • What you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? See snowpire.

    January 7, 2010

  • What Eskimos get when they sit on the ice too long?

    January 7, 2010

  • I will intimate to my intimate.

    January 3, 2010

  • When Oliver Cromwell sat for his portrait he insisted he be portrayed "warts and all" or he wouldn't pay the artist.

    January 3, 2010

  • Derivation: free of shackles (footloose); free of romantic entanglements (fiancee).

    January 3, 2010

  • Derivation: the starting line for a horse race is know as the scratch.

    January 3, 2010

  • A self-made man; commoner who made good. --According to NPR's Says You

    January 3, 2010

  • To show the teeth, to snarl.

    January 3, 2010

  • We need a moderate to moderate.

    January 3, 2010

  • The wind buffeted the buffet.

    January 3, 2010

  • Sixty feet and six inches from home plate. Why the six inches? It's a misprint in the original specifications of the game (via NPR's Says You).

    January 3, 2010

  • The second oldest toy (after doll). Via Says You.

    January 3, 2010

  • The McDonald's of dry cleaning. A franchise for rapid dry cleaning.

    January 3, 2010

  • An ingredient in many shampoos.

    January 3, 2010

  • seanahan, have you read Stephenson's Baroque Trilogy? Recommended. I read Anathem last Spring and really enjoyed it. Very different direction for him. The guy's amazing...

    January 2, 2010

  • Ask Dr. Stool your poop questions!

    January 2, 2010

  • Hey! I think c_b's awesome too! A bit distracted these days with a new lil monkey, but still awesome...

    January 2, 2010

  • Ambidextrous is ambidextrous. The first half of the word is from the left half of the alphabet; the second half from the right half.

    January 1, 2010

  • See link in comment under similarly.

    December 30, 2009

  • "I can never pronounce the word 'similarly'."

    December 29, 2009

  • The dynamic occurring when hightailing it from the junkyard dog.

    December 27, 2009

  • Cf. nip and tuck.

    December 27, 2009

  • How 'bout "caged bird sings"?

    December 26, 2009

  • Italian waffle cookies (I think)

    December 24, 2009

  • "...a late 19th-century invention, offering live relay of theatrical or musical performances to the home phones of subscribers (Marcel Proust among them)."

    --From OED notes, December 2009

    December 24, 2009

  • Cf. specious.

    December 24, 2009

  • Cf. spurious.

    December 24, 2009

  • See an animated one here.

    December 23, 2009

  • "If there were a drunk button, I buy one." Penn State student on NPR's This American Life, bemoaning the execrable taste of Natural Lite beer and Vladamir vodka, the cheapness of which make them obligatory products for binge drinking at the number one-rated party-school.

    December 20, 2009

  • Pronounced "wenee, weedee, weekee" in Latin.

    December 20, 2009

  • Sex euphemisms.

    December 14, 2009

  • The gargling sound made by a female(?) llama in heat.

    December 13, 2009

  • A dark or inaccessible corner in a woman's handbag.

    December 13, 2009

  • To mumble or complain under one's breath.

    December 13, 2009

  • The whole lot, the whole way. The whole nine yards.

    December 13, 2009

  • Naked greeting?

    December 13, 2009

  • Opposite of helpmate.

    December 12, 2009

  • See gnathodynamometer.

    December 6, 2009

  • Measures the force of closing jaws.

    December 6, 2009

  • Measures the size and speed of rain drops.

    December 6, 2009

  • Should be gnathodynomometer.

    December 6, 2009

  • Measures the degree of fermentation in a solution.

    December 6, 2009

  • You could be right, u! More info.

    December 3, 2009

  • "Microastrology is not based on the movements of the planets but rather the orbits of electrons around atoms and the passage of quarks through time and space. You can get a reading and it will be incredibly accurate but only for that nanosecond." --Joe Choo

    December 3, 2009

  • A bird, according to reesetee & mollusque.

    November 26, 2009

  • Scottish for eyebrow.

    November 26, 2009

  • phantonym

    November 26, 2009

  • Pop! goes the weasel.

    November 26, 2009

  • "....Peter Lamborn Wilson on what he calls the Technopathocracy of modern society: complete disconnection, lack of community and Internet-mediated insanity, and the Intentional Community as the solution...He makes the incredibly salient point that “dropping out” of Internet culture now is the same as “dropping out” of the mainstream in the 60s."

    --dangerousminds.net (for video interview with Wilson)

    November 25, 2009

  • N. -- Laid-off workers who use exit packages to maintain the standard of living they enjoyed while still employed.

    "Former bank CEO Paul Joegriner is a member of what might be called the severance economy--unemployed Americans who use severance pay and savings to maintain their lifestyles."

    --WSJ, Nov 10, 2009

    November 23, 2009

  • STRUcTure. A strut is a structure.

    November 23, 2009

  • See comment under mine.

    November 23, 2009

  • mine (English), mien (French), and mein (German) are synonyms and anagrams in three languages.

    November 23, 2009

  • Mine (English), mien (French), and mein (German) are synonyms and anagrams in three languages. (via futilitycloset.com)

    November 22, 2009

  • How 'bout moonshine? :o)

    November 22, 2009

  • sWEaT

    November 20, 2009

  • VegEtAbLe

    November 20, 2009

  • "A Botax? Senate committee gets creative

    A tax on plastic surgery, call it a "Botax", is on the table, as senators desperately try to come up with creative ways to fund $1 trillion in health care reforms."

    --Fox News

    November 20, 2009

  • Ahh, in fragrance is France! FRAgraNCE

    November 18, 2009

  • Many people aver in tAVERns.

    November 18, 2009

  • See also anonyponymous.

    November 18, 2009

  • Also see anonyponymous.

    November 18, 2009

  • DispOSE

    November 18, 2009

  • caSINo

    November 18, 2009

  • We might be apprehensive when we aren't apprehensive of what's going on.

    November 18, 2009

  • GAMblE.

    November 18, 2009

  • exCAVatE. Make a cave.

    November 18, 2009

  • moTOrcYcle. A boy toy.

    November 18, 2009

  • "The Earl of Sandwich is famous for being the man behind a word that most people never thought was named after anyone, a man both anonymous and eponymous or, to coin a term, anonyponymous."

    --Anonyponymous by John Bemelmans Marciano

    Also, see comments under frisbee.

    November 18, 2009

  • "There was a woman named Mary Frisbie who made pies in Connecticut," Marciano tells Renee Montagne. "Students would throw around her pie plates after they had finished her pies, and kind of like you would say, 'Incoming!' they would say, 'Frisbie!' just to give people the heads-up that there was something spinning and flying coming at their head.

    Meanwhile, the Wham-O corporation, producer of the hula hoop, was having trouble selling its own flying disk, awkwardly named "The Pluto Platter".

    They went around to college campuses, knowing that this was where trends started," Marciano says. "To their surprise, in the Northeast, people were already throwing flying disks, and they had this name 'Frisbie' for it.

    For trademark purposes, "Frisbie" became "Frisbee," and a sensation was born.'

    --On-air interview by NPR of John Bemelmans Marciano about his book Anonyponymous: The Forgotten People Behind Everyday Words

    November 18, 2009

  • Contains seven pairs of letters, no singles.

    November 18, 2009

  • A leotard is a unisex skin-tight one-piece garment that covers the torso but leaves the legs free. It was made famous by the French acrobatic performer Jules Léotard (1842–1870), about whom the song "The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze" was written. (Wikipedia)

    November 18, 2009

  • Instructions for conquering Everest: 1. put one foot in front of the other. 2. repeat. See, easy!

    Instructions for 'achieving' enlightenment: 1. enter a small dark closet. 2. Find your shadow. 3. Embrace it. There! Nothing to it!

    November 17, 2009

  • BEST and WORST are synonyms when used as verbs:

    he bested his opponent, he worsted his opponent

    But they’re antonyms when used as adjectives, adverbs, or nouns:

    the best player, the worst player

    it best suits his skills, it worst suits his skills

    I am the best, I am the worst

    November 16, 2009

  • Duffy's take.

    November 14, 2009

  • -cracy, the most -tastic suffix!

    November 14, 2009

  • Find your state!

    November 14, 2009

  • One who's looking for a lift?

    November 14, 2009

  • "I don't know what I'm doing, but..."

    November 9, 2009

  • Kaboom!

    November 6, 2009

  • Hey, Jay! Pull my finger! (click on a hand)

    November 6, 2009

  • You deserve a kiss today.

    November 6, 2009

  • It's not the destination...

    November 6, 2009

  • See one here.

    November 5, 2009

  • See a picture of the zucchini weenie at frogapplause's Frog Blog. (It's in there somewhere!)

    Edit: Here it is!

    November 5, 2009

  • Glad to be of assistance, Teresa. Everything's working normally now with Google Chrome.

    November 3, 2009

  • Condition characterized by dryness of the eyes. Check Dictionary.com for more.

    November 3, 2009

  • Also spelled zuffolo.

    November 3, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters D P N.

    October 31, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters S K Y R.

    October 31, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters X I L.

    October 29, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters N T T.

    October 29, 2009

  • Benefit.

    October 29, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters A V A T R.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters S T M.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters C D.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters S A.

    October 28, 2009

  • Thanks whichbe! I'm slowly adding 'em.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters J L.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters R S T.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters S K P .

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters N M E.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters X S S.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters I C.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters D K.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters R A.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters M T.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters M N C T.

    October 28, 2009

  • Sounds like the letters O B C T.

    October 28, 2009

  • Laid up in the hospital, James Thurber passed the time doing crossword puzzles.

    One day he asked a nurse, “What seven-letter word has three u’s in it?�?

    She said, “I don’t know, but it must be unusual.�?

    (via futilitycloset.com)

    October 26, 2009

  • What, that I'm an idiot? :o)

    October 22, 2009

  • Puts one in mind of "spoonerism", except spoonerism derives from the name of

    October 22, 2009

  • John, it appears that comments can't be edited? The comment I added to spoony was all borked up and I couldn't do anything about it...or am I just an idiot?

    BTW, nice work on the new look!

    October 21, 2009

  • consumMATE

    October 21, 2009

  • Create links between words and enter your definition of the relation between them (and see what others think as well here.

    Takes a bit of exploration/practice with the cursor...

    October 21, 2009

  • Nectar inspector?

    October 18, 2009

  • Slang for face or mouth (smile). "Aloysius slammed Gandolph in the grill".

    October 15, 2009

  • This is probably more than you wanted to know, but what the hay!:

    "Words and music by Frank Silver and Irving Cohn (1923). One of the most successful nonsense songs of the 1920s. The writers got their idea by overhearing a Greek fruit peddler tell a customer: "Yes, we have no bananas." Frank Silver and Irving Cohn introduced their song in a New York restaurant, but it failed to catch fire. Then, in 1923, Eddie Cantor saw the song in manuscript while Make It Snappy (a revue in which Cantor was then starring) was playing in Philadelphia. Held over in that city for an extended run, the show needed some new material, since people were coming to see it a second time. Cantor decided to interpolate "Yes, We Have No Bananas" in one of his routines, one Wednesday matinee. The audience response was so enthusiastic that Cantor had to sing chorus after chorus; the show was stopped cold for over a quarter of an hour. Cantor now made the song a permanent part of his act, and he always brought down the house with it. His Victor recording became a best seller--one of many successful releases of this number. By the end of 1923 everybody was singing it throughout the country. In the Music Box Revue of 1923 it was ridiculed in a performance in which it was presented in the grand-operatic manner of the Sextet from Lucia de Lammermoor--the performers being Grace Moore, John Steel, Joseph Santley, Frank Tinney, Florence Moore and Lora Sonderson. It was interpolated in the motion-picture musical Mammy, starring Al Jolson (Warner 1930); Eddie Cantor sang it on the soundtrack of the motion-picture musical The Eddie Cantor Story (Warner 1954)"

    --American Popular Songs, David Ewen, Random House, 1966

    October 12, 2009

  • Get Rob soused?

    October 12, 2009

  • A unit of volume of champagne; equal to 1/4 bottle (187.5 ml).

    October 12, 2009

  • Put Funicello and O'toole in a play?

    October 12, 2009

  • Wound Lewinsky?

    October 12, 2009

  • “Neuroceuticals is a term I coined to describe future neuropharmaceuticals that have very low if any side effects, so that they may be used by healthy humans. There are three categories of neuroceuticals: cogniceuticals for memory, emoticeuticals for emotions, and sensoceuticals focused on sensory systems.�?

    --Zack Lynch, author of The Neuro Revolution: How Brain Science Is Changing Our World

    October 10, 2009

  • My answer to Will Shortz's NPR on-air puzzle challenge. To wit: "The challenge is to find a chain of "C" words to connect "carbon" to "circuit." Will's chain has seven words between "carbon" and "circuit." The answer doesn't have to match Will's, but each word has to start with "C," and each has to combine with the words before and after to make a compound word or familiar two-word phrase."

    October 4, 2009

  • Latin "macropus" = kangaroo (via Dictionary.com)

    October 3, 2009

  • Now pigeonhole. "LONDON (Reuters) - About 16,000 words have succumbed to pressures of the Internet age and lost their hyphens in a new edition of the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary."

    October 1, 2009

  • Interesting, gangerh. I like it! :)

    September 30, 2009

  • :-)

    September 30, 2009

  • Not a good feeling from a British aloha!

    September 30, 2009

  • Thanks to frogapplause!

    September 30, 2009

  • Here's a list of them.

    September 28, 2009

  • Rats! Found out about it three days late! September 24th

    September 28, 2009

  • "Penultimate, some writers are surprised to learn, does not mean ultraultimate."

    Jack Rosenthal, NY Times article On Language 9/25/09

    See penultimate and "Phantonyms" list.

    September 28, 2009

  • demeanor, behavior. And a good word for a chained_bear list! :o)

    September 28, 2009

  • I prefer multi-basking. (word from "Speed Bump" cartoon).

    September 27, 2009

  • Upper Peninsula Michiganite.

    September 27, 2009

  • "Penultimate,some writers are surprised to learn, does not mean ultraultimate."

    --Jack Rosenthal, NY Times article "On Language" 9/25/09

    September 27, 2009

  • X-word clues: "draft pick" & "inn-take".

    September 27, 2009

  • Samoa's official plant (according to NPR's Says You)

    September 27, 2009

  • "fan setting" (X-word clue)

    September 27, 2009

  • Ofttimes when I put on my gloves,

    I wonder if I’m sane,

    For when I put the right one on,

    The right seems to remain

    To be put on, that is, ‘tis left;

    Yet if the left I don,

    The other one is left, and then

    I have the right one on.

    But still I have the left on right;

    The right one, though, is left

    To go right on the left right hand

    All right, if I am deft.

    – Ray Clarke Rose

    (via futilitycloset.com)

    September 25, 2009

  • Trumpeter's tune?

    September 25, 2009

  • Fraudulent ad along the lines of phishing.

    September 18, 2009

  • Oooohhh, this is just precious. Do you suppose c_b's seen it? (are you kidding! She sees everything!)

    September 11, 2009

  • Oh, man, I'm gettin' goosebumps!! WONDERFUL NEWS, John. Congratulations-cubed! *staring off into the middle distance, counting blessings to come*

    September 10, 2009

  • "One who imagines the future and engineers towards it"

    --

    September 7, 2009

  • Cf. epitome.

    September 7, 2009

  • A good ole Southern boy barged into a brothel one night saying "I want some pussyrat now!!"

    September 7, 2009

  • Jabberwocky Spell-checked

    `Twas billing, and the smithy toes

    Did gyre and gamble in the wage:

    All missy were the brogues,

    And the mime rats outrage.

    "Beware the Jabber Wick, my son!

    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

    Beware the Jujube bird, and shun

    The furious Bender Snatch!"

    He took his viral sword in hand:

    Long time the Manxwomen foe he sought –

    So rested he by the Tutu tree,

    And stood awhile in thought.

    And, as in offish thought he stood,

    The Jabber Wick, with eyes of flame,

    Came whiffing through the tulle wood,

    And burbled as it came!

    One, two! One, two! And through and through

    The viral blade went snicker-snack!

    He left it dead, and with its head

    He went galumphing back.

    "And, has thou slain the Jabber Wick?

    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

    O crablouse day! Callow! Allay!'

    He chortled in his joy.

    `Twas billing, and the smithy toes

    Did gyre and gamble in the wage;

    All missy were the brogues

    And the mime rats outrage.

    --via futilitycloset.com

    September 1, 2009

  • A tiny particle of discombobulation.

    August 30, 2009

  • The Germans are starting a chain of breakfast eateries, Luftwaffle House, to compete with its American waffle rival.

    August 30, 2009

  • What you build with elbow grease.

    August 30, 2009

  • According to an NPR piece I heard today, Lester Young, the great saxophonist coined the slang usage of the word "bread" to mean money. See also, "cool"

    August 28, 2009

  • According to an NPR piece I heard today, Lester Young, the great saxophonist coined the slang usage of the word "cool" as a culturally favorable adjective. Also, "bread" to mean money.

    August 28, 2009

  • "Things are really going downhill now, yikes!"

    "At last, it's all downhill now!"

    August 28, 2009

  • That old broken-down, rusty thresher or tractor sitting out in the field that attracts kids who will play on it and possibly hurt themselves.

    August 28, 2009

  • Noose, trap, snare for small game animals.

    August 28, 2009

  • Why is it that hedgehogs just can't share the hedge? :op

    August 26, 2009

  • Iffn you don't hear it here, it ain't worth hearin'. See dang network.

    August 26, 2009

  • The good ole boys is on top o' everything; toasty hot news! See nail salon grapevine.

    August 26, 2009

  • Asian pronunciation of an STD?

    August 25, 2009

  • Joe Btfsplk!

    August 24, 2009

  • "He moved toward me lightly. His left hand palpated my chest and armpits, moved down my flanks and hips. I was glad I'd left my gun in the car, but I hated to be touched by him. His hands were epicene."

    --Ross Macdonald, The Moving Target

    August 24, 2009

  • This isn't an aviation term, but relates to the military. Anybody who's been to bootcamp or had marching training will know the term. A group of men form up in lines ("fall-in")and are told to "taller-tap". If you're taller than the man standing in front of you, tap him on the shoulder and move ahead of him. Repeat until nobody needs to tap and move. In very short order the formation is height-graded and ready for further marching commands, e.g., "Ten-hut! Riot-hace! Dress-right-dress! Layeft hace! Fowad harch! Your left, your left, your left-riot-left. *sung in cadence*'Well I don't know but I've been told, Army grub is hard and cold. Sound off!' 'ONE! TWO!', hear it again 'THREE! FOUR!', one,two,three,four 'ONE!TWO!*pause*THREE-FOUR!!'"

    So there's your little glimpse into the harrowing experience of military bootcamp. Enjoy it and avoid it if you can...

    August 24, 2009

  • C_b. If you don't want to remember/type in numbers, just run the "charmap" program on your PC (don't know about Apple) and you can select/copy the symbols there. It's a little like looking for a needle in a haystack 'tho, sometimes.

    Here's some I copied for instance: ێϊǼ♥♫▒ﯓ

    August 22, 2009

  • Organon: Aristotilian logic: A = x or not-x.

    Neo Organon: Francis Bacon: scientific method

    Tertium Organon: Ouspensky: A = x and not-x.

    August 21, 2009

  • See brolly.

    August 21, 2009

  • A free service/product that is supported $-wise by those who sign up/pay for the premium edition.

    August 20, 2009

  • Albuquerque, NM.

    August 18, 2009

  • Pauciloquent is as pauciloquent does!

    August 18, 2009

  • Pauciloquent as a clam.

    August 18, 2009

  • Here's some flat-hatting.

    I did my share of high-speed, low-level chasing sheep around in southwest Texas. Dumb, but exhilarating! I survived...

    August 18, 2009

  • Identifying moniker for radio communication between pilots and controlling agencies (or members of a flight formation). One of the best I've known amongst the fighter jocks: "fortune"; one of the worst: "rat".

    August 18, 2009

  • Morro Bay, CA to some sniffy and envious inland neighbors.

    August 18, 2009

  • Bar rat, toper. "Nearer the main street there were a few tourist hotels with neon signs like icing on a cardboard cake, red-painted chili houses, a series of shabby taverns where the rumdums were congregating."

    --Ross Macdonald, The Moving Target

    August 18, 2009

  • Thanks c_b! I'll put on my thinking cap and add some place nicknames to your list. BTW, I noticed the keyboard shortcuts you "found" a couple of months ago. Did you use "charmap" or what?

    August 18, 2009

  • Are you content with the content?

    August 18, 2009

  • Buried in the details to the extent of indecisiveness. Obsessed with details. (via NPR's Says You)

    August 16, 2009

  • Any device that goes into another device, e.g., an electrical plug into a wall socket.

    I also vote for: any container, say, for leftovers. "Hey, gimme a gazinta for this tuna salad." Synonym for doggie bag.

    August 16, 2009

  • Killing off your character in a videogame in order to go do something more important. (via NPR's Says You)

    August 16, 2009

  • According to NPR's Says You: a shrunken head.

    August 16, 2009

  • The person in the office who can tell you what the geeks are talking about; one who can actually talk to tech support. (Via NPR's Says You)

    August 16, 2009

  • A webpage requiring so much scrolling that when you reach the bottom you can't remember what's at the top. (via NPR's Says You)

    August 16, 2009

  • According to NPR's Says You: A wood plug driven into a wall to hold a nail.

    August 16, 2009

  • Reducing waste by limiting consumption. "Precycling is being thoughtful at the point of purchase in addition to at the point of throwing out." --Minneapolis Star Tribune, Aug. 4, 2009

    August 16, 2009

  • "Pynchonesque multitudes crowd into the picture. Tight-lipped federales, stoner lawyers, ex-con neo-nazis with a big thing for show tunes--they tumblesault in every page or two, each bearing, maybe, a piece of the puzzle."

    Richard Lacayo, Time Magazine review of Pynchon's Inherent Vice

    August 16, 2009

  • A device for finding furniture in the dark. (via NPR's "Car Talk")

    August 15, 2009

  • Heard on an NPR interview. You con't want to look too closely at what goes in to things made there!

    August 15, 2009

  • "I + Not-I = Everything. --Jan Cox

    August 12, 2009

  • Carpinteria, CA as the uppity and irreverent Santa Barbarans call it.

    August 12, 2009

  • San Bernardino, CA, as my grandfather used to kid us kids!

    August 12, 2009

  • A hot-dog inserted into a cored zucchini and deep-fried. Big at the San BedarnedifIknow Fair!

    August 12, 2009

  • ........__O

    ......_"\<,_

    .....(*)/ (*)

    .......................

    August 12, 2009

  • Also bivvy bag, the waterproof sack that holds your tent and/or sleeping bag.

    August 11, 2009

  • In a wine vineyard, when the grapes begin to take on color (red for red grapes and yellow for green grapes) and sugar begins to heighten during maturation. Harvest is not far off.

    August 10, 2009

  • Baseball: not good enough to play an outfield position outright, but good enough to be used as a substitue in a pinch.

    August 9, 2009

  • In politics, Social Security benefits. Don't touch 'em!!

    August 9, 2009

  • "Slapped cheek syndrome" (from red rash on cheeks) a mild viral disease (fifth in frequency of rash-producing maladies in early childhood).

    August 9, 2009

  • Two of Peter Pan's lost boys.

    August 9, 2009

  • One of Peter Pan's lost boys.

    August 9, 2009

  • One of Peter Pan's lost boys.

    August 9, 2009

  • One of Peter Pan's lost boys.

    August 9, 2009

  • One of Peter Pan's lost boys.

    August 9, 2009

  • The flags: U.S., Texas, Confederate, Mexican, Spanish, French. All have flown over Texas in its history.

    August 9, 2009

  • A hot-rod fashioned from a 1932 Ford coupe.

    August 9, 2009

  • According to NPR's "Says You": A piece cut out from a fish and used for bait. Scandinavian origin.

    August 9, 2009

  • E.g., Woody Allen films.

    August 8, 2009

  • Platinum wire.

    August 8, 2009

  • Righto, congrats!

    August 7, 2009

  • Crepuscular

    August 6, 2009

  • Gloaming

    August 6, 2009

  • Fritter

    August 5, 2009

  • Dwindle

    August 5, 2009

  • You got it!

    August 5, 2009

  • Yep, it's planet. Good going.

    August 5, 2009

  • Yah, likin' it.

    August 5, 2009

  • Nope. Try again. This one's not all that hard, but one never knows about such things, do one? :)

    August 5, 2009

  • Vagina?

    August 4, 2009

  • Pumpkin?

    August 4, 2009

  • Cephalopod?

    August 4, 2009

  • A speech that makes as much sense backwards as forwards? (Especially a resignation speech)

    August 4, 2009

  • "...the nocebo phenomenon wherein a patient produces the symptoms of a misdiagnosed disease, even to the degree of dying on the day that the doctor gave as the expected time to live, although the particular disease was not present."

    The Abundance Matrix, p. 5

    August 3, 2009

  • "At the University of Toronto, Dr. Mayberg, Zindel Segal and their colleagues first used brain imaging to measure activity in the brains of depressed adults. Some of these volunteers then received paroxetine (the generic name of the antidepressant Paxil), while others underwent 15 to 20 sessions of cognitive-behavior therapy, learning not to catastrophize. That is, they were taught to break their habit of interpreting every little setback as a calamity, as when they conclude

    from a lousy date that no one will ever love them."

    August 2, 2009

  • "Strange Discovery"

    July 31, 2009

  • Designer Brain Buckets.

    July 30, 2009

  • Betsy Ross v. main.

    July 30, 2009

  • ACCompanimENT: A scarf, say, is an accompaniment and an accent.

    July 30, 2009

  • FrEE: free v. fee

    July 30, 2009

  • bEfoRE

    July 30, 2009

  • Exhausted after a long day of insisting that one must never end a sentence with a preposition, the English teacher took a book about Australia up to her daughter's bedroom.

    "Mommy," said the girl, "what did you bring that book I didn't want to be read to out of about Down Under up for?"

    (via futilitycloset.com)

    July 29, 2009

  • That's one Pop-Tart more than I ate for lunch! Good goin' c_b. Must be why my brain's thumpin' like a washing machine in the spin cycle. *holds head*

    July 28, 2009

  • Hi Treeseed. How 'bout mumbletypeg?

    July 26, 2009

  • Also mumblypeg.

    July 26, 2009

  • Also mumblety-peg; mumbledepeg.

    July 26, 2009

  • A half pinch; 1/32 of a teaspoon.

    July 26, 2009

  • See manpower.

    July 26, 2009

  • One-tenth of a horsepower.

    July 26, 2009

  • To daub or plaster with adhesive mud.

    July 26, 2009

  • To swoon and faint.

    July 26, 2009

  • The final survey of an area, say, a hotel room, to check for personal items inadvertently left behind.

    July 26, 2009

  • Comprised of 1 - A, 2 - Ns, 3 - Ss, 4 - Ds, 5 - Es. (Via Futility Closet).

    July 20, 2009

  • Five words joined: T, EM, PER, AMEN, TALLY. (Thanks to Futility Closet)

    July 20, 2009

  • "When a rightsholder sends a nastygram to Amazon, you don't get a say in whether to treat the claim as valid or bogus."

    --"Amazon's Orwellian deletion of Kindle books", boingboing, July 20, 2009 (Cory Doctorow)

    July 20, 2009

  • A he-toad loved a she-toad

    That lived high in a tree.

    She was a two-toed tree toad

    But a three-toed toad was he.

    The three-toed tree toad tried to win

    The she-toad's nuptial nod,

    For the three-toed tree toad loved the road

    The two-toed tree toad trod.

    Hard as the three-toed tree toad tried,

    He could not reach her limb.

    From her tree-toad bower, with her V-toe power

    The she-toad vetoed him.

    – Anonymous

    July 16, 2009

  • See moderation for success.

    July 12, 2009

  • "Moderation is a fatal thing; nothing succeeds like excess" --Oscar Wilde

    July 12, 2009

  • "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." --Mae West

    July 12, 2009

  • Oblong hexagonal container (wide at the shoulders) as opposed to a casket which is a rectangular box.

    July 12, 2009

  • "If a biological brain wants to develop a new cognitive capacity, it must pay a price. The currency in which the price is paid is sugar. Additional energy must be made available and more glucose must be burned to develop and stabilize this new capacity."

    Thomas Metzinger, The Ego Tunnel, p. 43

    July 11, 2009

  • "...the dream Ego does not know that it is dreaming. It does not realize the signals it is turning into an internal narrative are self-generated stimuli--in philosophical jargon, this feature of the dream state is a "metacognitive deficit." The dream Ego is delusional, lacking insight into the nature of the state it is itself generating."

    --Thomas Metzinger, The Ego Tunnel, p. 138

    In lucid dreaming, this is not the case, for the dreaming Ego is conscious it is dreaming/creating the dream state.

    July 4, 2009

  • See funemployment.

    July 3, 2009

  • Every generation has an argot to describe the confusing terrain of joblessness — the dole, deadbeat dads, UB40, and so on — and the lexicon of younger casualties in the most severe American economic downturn since World War II speaks volumes. See also: Funemployment, Unemploymentality.

    July 3, 2009

  • "Happiness is the best facelift." --Joni Mitchell

    July 2, 2009

  • Low security prison for relatively short-term non-violent offenders...where Bernie Madoff won't be spending his time behind bars.

    July 2, 2009

  • A place in the Owen's Valley of California, east of the Sierra Nevada and west of the White Mountains.

    July 1, 2009

  • "Shut yer pie-hole, or get it hit!"

    July 1, 2009

  • "Poorgeoisie and those who pretend to be less wealthy have been with us for years. What has changed is that many of them no longer have to pretend."

    --Wall Street Journal, Jun 17, 2009

    June 29, 2009

  • How about Dunmovin' (in California). Surprised not to see Lake Titicaca.

    June 29, 2009

  • Foreign Object Damage. Big concern on airport runways, ramps and taxiways, where jet engines can suck up stray objects like scraps of metal, screws and bolts, tools (even people). FOD control is a perennial prevention program in aviation.

    June 17, 2009

  • Not a good position to be in.

    June 17, 2009

  • "F**k it, I got mine!" Let the hindmost suck hind tit.

    June 17, 2009

  • "F**k it, I got my orders." Military acronym (also FIGMO) for one's attitude toward present duties with assignment orders for a new gig (or mustering-out) in hand. "Not my job, Bob, I'm FIGMO!" Also related to short (for short-timer, soon to be "separated" from active duty military]. "I'm so short I'm walking under doors!"

    June 17, 2009

  • (G)reatest (O)f (A)ll (T)ime

    June 17, 2009

  • NOW in the Land of One Hand Clapping.

    June 17, 2009

  • A confused situation.

    --Dictionary of American Regional English

    June 17, 2009

  • Mushrooms.

    --Dictionary of American Regional English

    June 17, 2009

  • (n) Bluejay (Usage: In the vicinity of Dothan, Ala., bluejays are often called "roller birds" because when chinaberries are ripe, the birds sit in the trees and gorge themselves until they grow drunk. Then they tumble out of the trees and roll on the ground...)

    --Dictionary of American Regional English

    June 15, 2009

  • Appalachian usage for pancake.

    --Dictionary of American Regional English

    June 15, 2009

  • Regional slang for diarrhea; loose bowels.

    --Dictionary of American Regional English

    June 15, 2009

  • An outing with no definite destination.

    -Dictionary of American Regional English

    June 15, 2009

  • To shell out; plunk down (money); to pay up. From Spanish Poner, to put; pongale: "put it down".

    June 14, 2009

  • Or, throwing your car out the window!?

    June 13, 2009

  • Kangaroo word: APposiTe

    June 12, 2009

  • Heard this somewhere and surprised it's virgin territory...

    June 4, 2009

  • I'm getting a 500 application error when I try the cloud feature on tags. Is that a temporary deal? It worked before, I believe.

    Edit: works normally except on the tag ghosted (so far anyway).

    Edit: found some others. Appears to relate to the size of the word collection tagged. The larger the collection the greater opportunity for 500 app error.

    June 2, 2009

  • C_b, you deserve an award from a BIG college as far as I'm concerned! And that's no excrement!! :o)

    June 2, 2009

  • (Via Time: n.--A method of sneezing used to prevent the spread of swine flu. "...last week teachers reminded students that if they have to sneeze, to put their mouths into the crook of one of their elbows. The students started calling that the Dracula Sneeze, and we picked up on that..."

    --Reuters, April 27, 2009

    June 1, 2009

  • Yah, probably so, but I edited the list intro to include them. The page really is an outlet for Says You! word play.

    May 31, 2009

  • Scuba-diving silent film star?

    May 31, 2009

  • Doughnut-loving seascape artist?

    May 31, 2009

  • Diva painter?

    May 31, 2009

  • Frankenstein on the Poseidon?

    May 31, 2009

  • Traitorous Kalifornia governor?

    May 31, 2009

  • A gift given TO a superior, more in homage than a bribe.

    May 31, 2009

  • Interesting this is not in someone's phobia list! Fear of telephones. Heard on NPR's Says You today.

    May 31, 2009

  • According to Nina Totenberg (NPR legal correspondent) a "sherpa" (presumably N.Y. Senator Chuck Shumer) will guide/lead Sonia Sotomayor in "making the rounds" on Capitol Hill in her quest to "unroil the waters" leading to the Supreme Court.

    May 31, 2009

  • The word originated from Latin "as" (plural asses) which was a copper coin and the monetary unit in ancient Rome. The word for ten asses was decussis, from Latin decem (ten) + as (coin). Since ten is represented by X, this spawned the verb decussare, meaning to divide in the form of an X or intersect.

    May 27, 2009

  • People living on the same parallel of latitude but on opposite meridians such that midnight for one is noon for the other. Singular: perioecus.

    May 26, 2009

  • n., recession-induced comfort eating. "Stressed out Britons have piled on 20 million stone in a year trying to 'comfort eat' their way through the recession, according to a report out today. The condition--dubbed the credit munch--has seen three in five Britons put on weight in the past 12 months." --the U.K.'s Daily Express, May 11, 2009 (via Time Magazine)

    May 26, 2009

  • Hole dug in a dirt floor to keep the vittles cool.

    The title of the latest Booker T. Jones release--first in twenty years!

    May 24, 2009

  • "Make no mistake. I take these children seriously. It is not possible to see too much in them, to overindulge your casual gift for the study of character. It is all there, in full force, charged waves of identity and being. There are no amateurs in the world of children."

    --Don DeLillo, White Noise

    May 18, 2009

  • Or, maybe one that starts one! :o)

    May 18, 2009

  • I was just looking at the blink and marquee pages for the first time in a coon's age. Has John disabled those features? NOT that I want to use 'em of course! :o)

    May 17, 2009

  • &radic

    May 17, 2009

  • A very large, river-loving two-facer with wiggling ears.

    May 17, 2009

  • Another of Borgmann's snowballs:

    I am not very happy acting pleased whenever prominent scientists overmagnify intellectual enlightenment, stoutheartedly outvociferating ultrareactionary retrogressionists, characteristically unsupernaturalizing transubstantiatively philosophicoreligious incomprehensiblenesses anthropomorphologically. Pathologicopsychological!

    May 17, 2009

  • 1 followed by 63 zeros. Can't imagine what a virgintillion might be. Maybe an gross exaggeration of the Jihadist's reward in paradise?

    May 16, 2009

  • "All my pretty ones?

    Did you say all? O hell-kite! All?

    What, all my pretty chickens and their dam

    At one fell swoop?"

    --Macduff, upon hearing of his family's murder in Macbeth

    May 13, 2009

  • Contains 11 personal pronouns (including possessives): I; it; its; he; his; her; hers; she; we; their; theirs!

    May 12, 2009

  • See some goofy patents here.

    May 12, 2009

  • Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall and former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown were descendants of Pullman porters — that distinctive and distinguished figure from yesteryear — the uniformed African-American train worker, who forged his way into the middle class.

    NPR Morning Edition, May 7, 2009

    May 8, 2009

  • Makes me think of a bunch of cannibals building a fire for the Missionary Soup they anticipate. "Hey, skookum!" :-)

    May 1, 2009

  • bottle of wine

    April 26, 2009

  • Secret of the Universe: "The smell of petroleum pervades throughout..."! See ethyl formate.

    April 26, 2009

  • A musician in a circus band.

    April 26, 2009

  • Structures in a particular landscape.

    April 26, 2009

  • Combination of crazy and drunk.

    April 26, 2009

  • Coined by David Steinberg during a skit where he, acting the part of a zany-disturbed patient, suddenly had a notion to change the piece midstream before his partner, the "psychiatrist" entered the room. He signaled the change with the announcement "Okay, you can send in the patient, now." The partner, upon his entrance and without missing a beat became the patient and they improvised onward. Booga booga arose somewhere in the ensuing action.

    I learned this listening to Michael Feldman's interview of David Steinberg on Whad'Ya Know?

    I still remember the joke wherein I first heard "booga booga" and had no idea of its origin. I doubt that David Steinberg had the same connotation in mind that the joke depends on...

    April 26, 2009

  • See ethyl formate.

    April 26, 2009

  • See ethyl formate.

    April 26, 2009

  • "...choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage..."

    Carrie Prejean

    April 26, 2009

  • I see your point c_b. If a typo of 'take' then not so obviously a mistake. Ah well, I try...

    April 24, 2009

  • See Moro reflex and God knows how many other umbrage takings on Wordie!

    April 23, 2009

  • Just learned this has a Shakespearean origin: Hamlet.

    April 23, 2009

  • "He raked the frizzen open against the bartop and dumped the priming out and laid the pistol down again."

    --Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

    April 18, 2009

  • "The huge and carved paneled doors hung awap on their hinges and a carved stone Virgin held in her arms a headless child."

    --Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

    April 18, 2009

  • See snarl.

    April 18, 2009

  • "The little painted horses stopped shifty and truculent and a vicious snarl of flies fought constantly in the bed of the gamewagon."

    --Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

    April 18, 2009

  • "There were buzzards squatting among the old carved wooden corbels and he picked up a stone and squailed it at them but they never moved".

    --Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

    April 18, 2009

  • Left-hand-only QWERTY words (thanks to futilitycloset.com).

    Reesetee, take note! ;o)

    April 14, 2009

  • If pronounced keekeronian everybody will be puzzled except for the Latin geeks...and the haplessfully heckalomaniacally huddled herky-jerks.

    April 12, 2009

  • Sheesh, busted for DUI while sitting on your bar stool!?

    April 1, 2009

  • How many letters are in ACE KING QUEEN JACK TEN NINE EIGHT SEVEN SIX FIVE FOUR THREE TWO?

    Fifty-two.

    --futilitycloset.com

    March 31, 2009

  • See comment under extension.

    March 31, 2009

  • The word EXTENSION can be rearranged into the words ONE, TEN, and SIX.

    String together the numbers 1, 10, and 6 and you get 1106.

    Add them and you get 17.

    The word EXTENSIVELY can be rearranged into the words SIXTY and ELEVEN.

    String together the numbers 60 and 11 and you get 6011.

    Add them and you get 71.

    --futilitycloset.com

    March 31, 2009

  • See mazzard.

    March 28, 2009

  • See mazzard.

    March 28, 2009

  • Slang for the head or face; also, mazard or mazer. HAMLET: "Chapless and knocked about the mazzard with a sexton's spade."

    --From Slang and its Analogues, Past & Present compiled by J.S. Farmer.

    March 28, 2009

  • "At Candyality, a store in the Lakeview neighborhood of Chicago, business has jumped by nearly 80 percent compared with this time last year, and the owner, Terese McDonald, said she was struggling to keep up with the demand for Bit-O-Honeys, Swedish Fish and Sour Balls."

    From a NYT article online 3/24/09

    March 25, 2009

  • Etym.: Gr. aphanes, invisible; Gr. pterux, a wing;

    A ground bird, incapable of flight (now extinct).

    See John's Errata Blog for Mar 22, 2009

    March 23, 2009

  • Liquidity is when you look at your 401K and wet your pants!!

    March 23, 2009

  • Molly Shannon's tree forte?

    March 20, 2009

  • Bi-sonic as in dingy blond: dirty v. dingbatty.

    March 20, 2009

  • Here are some more: limn, condemn, contemn, solemn

    March 19, 2009

  • Que Sera, Sera's been the earworm curse para mi, par excellence! For some idiot reason, always in the shower...go figure!

    March 18, 2009

  • I don't know how this really contributes to the conversations on this page, but I'm puttin' it here anyway!

    Earworm Protection?

    March 17, 2009

  • An activity where spelling counts! :)

    March 16, 2009

  • An example (from futilitycloset.com):

    Here's Wordsworth's "I Wandered Lonely As a Cloud" as rendered by Jean Lescure's "N+7″ procedure, replacing each noun with the seventh following it in a dictionary:

    The Imbeciles

    I wandered lonely as a crowd

    That floats on high o'er valves and ills

    When all at once I saw a shroud,

    A hound, of golden imbeciles;

    Beside the lamp, beneath the bees,

    Fluttering and dancing in the cheese.

    Continuous as the starts that shine

    And twinkle in the milky whey,

    They stretched in never-ending nine

    Along the markdown of a day:

    Ten thrillers saw I at a lance

    Tossing their healths in sprightly glance.

    The wealths beside them danced; but they

    Out-did the sparkling wealths in key:

    A poker could not be but gay,

    In such a jocund constancy:

    I gazed - and gazed - but little thought

    What weave to me the shred had brought:

    For oft, when on my count I lie

    In vacant or in pensive nude,

    They flash upon that inward fly

    That is the block of turpitude;

    And then my heat with plenty fills

    And dances with the imbeciles.

    March 16, 2009

  • Metaphor is made up of the thing known vs. the thing unknown, the metaphrand. The intention of the metaphor is to illuminate the metaphrand by giving it some of the features of the metaphier. E.g., "My love is like a red, red rose." "love" is the metaphrand, "rose" is the metaphier.

    Julian Jaynes

    March 15, 2009

  • Metaphor is made up of the thing known vs. the thing unknown, the metaphrand. The intention of the metaphor is to illuminate the metaphrand by giving it some of the features of the metaphier. E.g., "My hatred was a burning coal in my heart." Hatred = metaphrand, burning coal = metaphier.

    Julian Jaynes

    March 15, 2009

  • See lexulous.com for an online scrabble-type game. It used to be named Scrabulous and was available on Facebook (it was removed after Hasbro brought suit--later dropped--against the creators.)

    March 15, 2009

  • A sentence constructed with the 100 letter-tiles of Scrabble:

    COUNTRYMEN, I AM TO BURY, NOT EULOGIZE, CAESAR; IF EVIL LIVES ON, BEQUEATHING INJURY, GOOD OFT EXPIRES: A PALSIED, AWKWARD DEATH!

    From futilitycloset.com

    March 14, 2009

  • Kids game from my childhood days. There was something magical about assuming another name and being a swashbuckler. "Well, Pete, looks like they're after us now! We'd better find a good hideout." "You're right Joe, I know of a secret cave where they'll never find us; let's saddle up and make tracks." See cap gun.

    March 14, 2009

  • Cowboys and Indians, yay! "Pow,pow,kapwiiiinnnng!" "Pow, pow, got ya!"

    March 14, 2009

  • A new OED word. "...a good example of an old word that is new to the dictionary..." --Graeme Diamond, Principal Editor, New Words, Oxford English Dictionary

    March 13, 2009

  • A new OED word. One who moves to the countryside in search of a simpler, slower lifestyle.

    March 13, 2009

  • This is a new OED word.

    March 12, 2009

  • Yeasty; cheesy?

    March 12, 2009

  • Hey! Just noticed you hit the big two-oh-kay. Congratulations!...but you're making me feel waaaay underwordied! :-)

    Oh, and here's something you'll get a kick out of (I hope):

    X@#!% Birds.

    March 12, 2009

  • My goodness! A line drawn in the sand of the chocolate desert (dessert?)! :-)

    March 10, 2009

  • Alas, obsolete.

    March 10, 2009

  • I think the book is 2000 Most Challenging And Obscure Words by Norman W. Schur (Galahad Books, NY, 1994). I just picked it up at a swap meet for a buck!

    Edit: I see that the book is a compilation in one volume of two previous works by the author.

    March 10, 2009

  • Having a long, narrow (boat-shaped) skull.

    March 10, 2009

  • End-game maneuvers? From NYT crossword titled SOUND MOVES.

    March 9, 2009

  • A tax break for Gumby? From NYT crossword titled SOUND MOVES.

    March 9, 2009

  • Drab oriental fabric? From NYT crossword titled SOUND MOVES.

    March 9, 2009

  • Blessing for a shipboard romance? From NYT crossword titled SOUND MOVES.

    March 9, 2009

  • Excavate at the White Cliffs? From NYT crossword titled SOUND MOVES.

    March 9, 2009

  • Might not believe a witty Rogers? From NYT crossword titled SOUND MOVES.

    March 9, 2009

  • Fleshpot is a phonetic reversal of top-shelf, i.e., containing the same sounds in reverse.

    --From futilitycloset.com

    March 8, 2009

  • Do you think, maybe, that ponzipalooza might be a better rendition? -paloosa carries muddying connotations of horse to my mind. Love your list!

    March 4, 2009

  • “Ape Owe ‘Em�?

    When fur stews can this sill leer I'm,

    Toot rye tomb ache theme e'en ink Lear,

    Youth inked wood butt bee weigh sting thyme;

    Use eh, "It's imp lean on scents shear!"

    Gnome attar; Anna lies align!

    Nation mice lender verse says knot–

    Fork rip tick poet real Ike mine,

    How Aaron weal, demesnes allot.

    – Deems Taylor (seen at Futility Closet)

    February 12, 2009

  • The smallest integer whose name contains all five vowels (according to futilitycloset.com).

    January 27, 2009

  • Interesting to find one's blind spots. Until I heard David Brooks use this word in reference to Barak Obama's policy decisions out of the starting blocks, I saw/heard it only as the name of an insurance company--which used the rock of Gibraltar as its logo! :o)

    January 25, 2009

  • Did I just hear Tom Brokaw pronounce "grimaces" with a long a? Wow!

    January 21, 2009

  • And before the word was the peat! ;o)

    January 20, 2009

  • Thanks for your input hernesheir. Some of 'em are already on my Toot toot, beep beep list.

    January 8, 2009

  • Imperience. Introception. (Franklin Merrell-Wolff)

    December 31, 2008

  • See shadow self.

    December 31, 2008

  • Jungian Psychology. See also: I plus Not-I equals Everything.

    December 31, 2008

  • Hi whichbe. Your question puzzled me until I did a search and found it in my own comments. It stands for I plus Not-I equals Everything. I evidently never got around to adding its acronym when I was on my Jan Cox tear back then. I originally had trouble with adding my preferred version (I + Not-I = Everything) due to restrictions on symbols John had early on, thus the ipn-iee and not following up properly on a referent.

    December 31, 2008

  • Hey Bilby. Re: your comment on hate, I edited my original comment to make it clearer. I doubt however, that you're gonna find much 'joy' anyway. IPN-IEE stands for I Plus Not-I Equals Everything. I evidently forgot to add the acronym to my list back when I was on my Jan Cox tear.

    December 31, 2008

  • See I plus not-I equals everything.

    December 31, 2008

  • Well, I must say I'm gratified for this interest on everybody's part. 'Zactly why I created the list in the first place...I, uh, think!!

    December 29, 2008

  • I enjoyed ...Dangerous Things too. I think Philosophy In The Flesh is the best of all. Also, Where Mathematics Comes From (collaboration with Nunez) is great and I highly recommend it.

    December 28, 2008

  • Thanks for your input, Yaybob. Your "tropical tour" is a good recap.

    December 27, 2008

  • A word palindrome.

    December 21, 2008

  • When the Confederate soldiers returned to their homes after the Civil War, they found little to do. So they went north looking for work. They were called a name that arose out of a tool they were carrying. A hoe.

    The soldiers were walking the back roads, riding and jumping on trains, and sleeping out in the countryside hoping to find some kind of work. They were called hoe boys, which came to be called hobos.

    From a "Click and Clack" Radio Show Puzzler.

    December 17, 2008

  • See hoe boy.

    December 17, 2008

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